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When a guy you have been bumping uglies with, on and off for a few months, gives you the cold shoulder, not returning texts, gets a proper "girlfriend" and generally acts like a douchebag. You move on, months go by, but as soon as other guys start sniffing around, douchebag gets back in touch - having some kind of dixth sense - like his tallywhacker knows when there is competition......
Girl 1: "FFS, I just gotta txt from douchebag - I aint from him in months. Typical, as soon as there are other guys on the scene, he wants to tap this ass again......"
Girl 2: "What ya gonna do?"
Girl 1: "Dunno, its like he's got a dixth sense or somat"
*texts douchebag anyway*
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Using your two sense-your own knowledge to be used in a situation that is simple.
Caribbean influenced saying/word.
Fam use ur two sense and figure it out your self
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I still don't know why in English it's called "common" sense, apparently some guy was optimist while calling it that. In my tongue (Italian) it's known as "good" sense.
Anyway, it's the ability to understand things that "are obvious" only to people WITH common sense. This sense is not that "common", look at how many people vote liberal, are communists despite what happened to Russia, and so on. The list is long folks...
Not to be confounded with "intelligence" aka I.Q. A scientists probably doesn't know what the FUCK is going on next door to him and if he sees a green light across a street full of cars he starts crossing.
Common sense alone, when spoken out loud makes people who lack common sense idiots, because for a moment they realize how stupid they really are. "You probably shouldn't have bought that many weed to sell in the street, now the cops busted you". "If you didn't get in the car so drunk you wouldn't have had the crash". And so on.
When people lack common sense they start a process of saying bullshit one after another and will go on forever because they lack insight (this "common sense"). This is known as "philosophy", or as getting out of college to become a musician of some sort and being proud of "not caring about money". When having common sense, little or no thinking ahead are required. You just do what you have to do, what you see is right. If something falls, you pick it up. If there's a problem, you solve it. If something doesn't work, you don't use it ever again.
The whole umanity could be divided between people who have "common sense" and people who don't. They develop in opposites directions, do things the other half thinks it's "stupid".
In my experience common sense is NOT a present from experience or even external influence. Sure it gets better with time, but I've seen too many morons with a decade of moron experience and they still don't get it. Either you're born with it or you're not. Good nice people have communist children. How sad. Go figure...
And common sense does NOT have colours or a fixed ideology. You normally would thing it's a right-conservative thing but I wouldn't have voted retarded bush for the second time. It simply is the right thing to do. Period.
Heavily suggested book: the Art of War by Sun Tzu.
A guy who for many years keeps throwing away his whole salary in less than a week to do lines then has to get dumped by a stupid bitch he calls "girlfriend" to realize what was going on.
Being 23 and still criticizing "capitalism as it exploits the poor".
Any stupid dumbass woman who thinks I ever loved her when she couldn't realize I fucking HATE ignorant people.
People who do heroin.
And so much many more people lacking common sense...
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-noun
the tactile sense associated with the male genitalia; a power of perception beyond the five ordinarily recognized senses.
It is almost impossible for me maintain an erection while wearing a condom. I lose my dickth sense.
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The ability to pick up a phone right before it rings, vibrates, or emits a notification
After hearing a ring once I picked up my phone, I knew I had a little bit of phone sense.
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The concept of sense as the fundamental (discrete) unit of time or sense-time as the fundamental unit of aesthetic.
Commonly attributed to semplices or musical movements.
Formalized by its creation of future mediums.
The paradigm of sense-time indicates that while music emerges from aesthetic music itself creates aesthetic. Music even predicts and creates mediums in the future. Thus sense-time or music is the fundamental (discrete) unit of aesthetic.
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A form of logic reserved for people from the hood.
You should have used your hood sense when filling out the Section 8 application.
You should have used your hood sense when you applied for the EBT card.
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