Polish the shaft is old school for Suck my dick.
Bill Clinton: Polish the shaft hoe
Hoe: Yesss sir
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A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.
Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.
To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.
Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.
When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.
Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.
Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.
Smoking cigarettes. Aka: drilling butts.
"I was gagging shaft on my lunch break when it suddenly started to rain"
The man with the largest penis in the current room.
Man, I wish I was Pete Davidson, he always gets to be the shaft sheriff.
Royal shaft is when you get treated badly or unfairly by someone else. so if anybody says to you "why you giving me the royal shaft" then it is because you made them mad or been a jerk.
wicked guy: hey your mom is a stupid whore
grease guy: hey man why you giving me the royal shaft?