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A man who is not who they once were, will find any excuse to avoid hanging out with friends on ONE specific day of the week. Often have small wieners too.
Sorry I can’t hangout tonight guys - I’m a shell of a man from what I used to be
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When you cum so hard your abdominal muscles contract involuntary causing you to hunch forward making your back curvy like a turtle shell
Person 1: Dude i came so hard last night! I turtle shelled for atleast 20 seconds.
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*
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The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.
George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.
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V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.
Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.
Dude 2: I got it.
Dude 1: Give it here.
Dude 2: What are you doing with it?
Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.
Dude 2: Nice, go go go.
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Slang for Ecstasy. Usually a small pink pill.
Causes feelings of extreme sensuality.
Wanna split a pink shell with me?
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A turtle shell that has been cracked when it falls of a 100 foot drop or when it rots away after a few years.
"Oh no! Look! A turtle's shell has been shell shocked!"
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A kid, usually from Mississippi, who has puubes on his head and looks like he’s from Turkmenistan. He is attracted to bigger women who have a bigger dick than he does.
Look it’s Dan Shell!! He’s a faggot.
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