A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
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The sequence of curse words used by Check Wes in the song Mo Bomba . A popular line usually yelled by white girls after they have had too many black flys .
*Chugs a twisted tea*
*Takes out iphone x to record friends on snapchat screaming*
โOh fuck shit bitch ! yeah check wes and iโm getting really rich!โ.
*Doubles fists black flys*
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MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE
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What you scream when you are royally fucked!
Holy fuck shit damn! He got his ass lit up
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-Another way of saying "holy crap"
- Yo, fucking shit balls, I hate homework.
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The exact combination of words that replaces anything that you forgot or can't think of fast enough. Said with a short pause between "Fucking" and "Shit ass"
Mom: Why were you out so late?!
Me: I don't know...fucking shit ass.
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What happens when young Asian males attempt to increase their penis length with a pair of pliers, a rope and a Honda motorcycle, concluding in the dismemberment of a perfectly normal 3 inch penis.
Holy fucking shit, I feel like as if I've lost my viriginity once again to an angry midget!
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