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A pathetic attempt by a piece of software and/or human user at solving a problem which will persist despite any efforts short of divine intervention
After attempting to trouble shoot Windows ME errors for an hour, I was having trouble keeping myself from shooting my computer
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Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed.
Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.
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When a woman gets a cream pie then the guy sucks all the cum out. Then blows it back into her ass.
Omg! I cant to wait to give that hot slut her first kirby shooting of cum in her was.
Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.
"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"
The ultimate strategy to everything in life.
A phrase coined by rednecks.
Guy 1: Man, life's been getting me down lately...
Guy 2: Just Roll and shoot buddy, just roll and shoot...
Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.
Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.
Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.
The act of emptying ones man chamber. Ejaculation.
I can't wait to go home with this months Vogue magazine and end up shooting goo.