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Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed.
Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.
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A pathetic attempt by a piece of software and/or human user at solving a problem which will persist despite any efforts short of divine intervention
After attempting to trouble shoot Windows ME errors for an hour, I was having trouble keeping myself from shooting my computer
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Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.
"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"
Recklessly ejaculating in a girl you really don't like, possible causing an unwanted pregnancy.
Person One: This cat is crying cause he got (insert name of one night stand woman here) pregnant.
Person Two: Good for his ass he shouldn't have been loose shooting.
The ultimate strategy to everything in life.
A phrase coined by rednecks.
Guy 1: Man, life's been getting me down lately...
Guy 2: Just Roll and shoot buddy, just roll and shoot...
Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.
Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.
Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.
To make a decision akin to a hockey player in the offensive zone finally deciding to just take the shot.
After Wayne’s lengthy deliberation to have one more drink with his friend Mark, Mark blurted out, “just shoot the puck!”