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Window shopping on Instagram. When you go to the shop section and start saving items and screenshotting them, without buying them.
I’ve just done some late night Instagram Shopping and I saved a lot of thing I can’t afford.
A form of voyeurism frequently practiced by narcissistic, self-obsessed people with unconsciously low self-esteem while walking around or riding on public transport through a busy city.
It involves making snap judgments about the appearance of members of the same sex, e.g. clothes, hair style, build, accessories etc. The identity shopper then copies the appearance of people they like the look of, and so feel much better about themselves. Until they see someone better looking, then they copy them, and so on.
Over time, this cycle raises the standards of dress for a large part of the population which is why people in cities always look so much hotter.
Girl: "Wow, you've gotten hot since you moved to the city! Good work!"
Guy: "Thanks! I just try to copy all the hot guys I see walking around."
Girl: "Dude, you are so gay."
Guy: "Nah, it's just identity shopping."
Shopping Theory is the concept that applies to both life in general and shopping itself. If you’re certain of something, you just know. If you see something you absolutely love, you won’t even look at the price tag because you know you want it. If you question it at all, even if it’s on clearance, put it back - you don’t need it. Same goes for everyday life decisions; if you question it you can do without. When you know, you know.
I found a dress that was on clearance but after trying it on and shifting around I couldnt make up my mind if I needed it; because I questioned I applied Shopping Theory and put it back despite the sale price.
Online shopping when you are high. Sometimes, order confirmation mails are suprises the users. It is the most chill and dangerous way of shopping.
A: Hey girl! Why the hell you need that head band for?
B: I have no idea. I was highon shopping the other day and I found this in my mail box.
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hat shop
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1. Ice Hockey, when a single player scores a hat trick in three or more consecutive games.
2. Store, a shop that sells hats. i.e. Lids
3. Sex Accomplishment, when a feller gets head from a different girl in three or more consecutive nights.
1) Nikolaj Ehlers pulled a nasty hat shop in the QMJHL again Bathurst, Moncton and Cape Breton.
2) I bought a hat at that shop named Lids.
3) "Dude I got brained by 3 girls in 3 nights, I'm gonna call them Monday Tuesday and Wednesday."
Any small car which is designed more for carrying shopping between supermarket and home than any other purpose. Often popular with the Barry crowd due to their low resale values and insurance premiums.
That's not a street racer, it's just a shopping car with three-spokes and a fart can exhaust.
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When you need to buy groceries, but you're not in the mood to do a full grocery shop.
A little shop is where you only buy enough items to get you through the next couple of days.
Wife: We need to go and do a grocery shop.
Husband: I CBF doing a big shop, can we just do a "little shop" instead.