Maori Shower

When you spray yourself all over with spray-on deodorant as a substitute for having a shower. The maoriness of the maori shower will double if you do it in the supermarket using one of the cans on the shelves and then put it back without paying for it once you're done.

Person 1: "Ohhhhhhh g the water got turned off but all good I'll just crank out a maori shower"

Person 2: "You disgust me"

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Shower Beer

The most delightful beer in the world. Can be anything from Pabst to Guiness, but must be consumed within the shower and while the shower is on.

I woke up with a mad hangover this morning, but after that shower beer I have a nice buzz on.

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shower of cunts

a harmless banter said by the flawless, Niall Horan, meaning a group of annoying persons.

this phrase caused Niall to apologize (via Twitter) even though Gods do not have to apologize for anything.

annoying fans: omg Niall omg I love you omg bro tanks omg lucky charms omg Ireland omg crocs

Niall 'the boss' Horan: get away from me, ya shower of cunts I don't need this I'm fabulous.

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Ass Shower

The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.

Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.

Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.

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2am Shower

Is when you have a shower at 2am just to masturbate.

Lauren: hey im away for shower
Harry: its 2am
Lauren: yeah i know
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "2am shower"

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Hood Shower

someone who smokes blunts should refer to this.

The act of spraying fabreeze, Glade, or any god damn air freshener you want, all over yourself, making sure to make a real shower out of it...
The reason being is because you reek of weed.

Enjoy Niggas,

Fatt-e

1. "Damn Nigga, You smell like you just boxed the scrape scrape"

"Let me get a hood shower son"

2. "Whos Been Smokin Hella Blunts?"

Quick Pimpin, Let Me Get A Hood Shower

3. "Damn Nigga, why are you all wet?"

Hood Shower Nigga, Hood Shower

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shower coffee

Coffee made to drink in the shower, typically the first coffee of the day.

I made the shower coffee so strong this morning, I almost vomited upon first sip.

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