shred-sicles

Another word of guitar chops.

Malmsteen has mad shred-sicles.

Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.

Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!

Shredded

Someone fit af, someone like Kylo Ren.

"A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower, he said that Kylo Ren had an 8 pack, that Kylo Ren is SHREDDED." - Matt the radar technician

shredded

When your emotions, or physical advances are completely rejected, ignored, and/or obliterated by the intended recipient

"Hi. Vanessa, I think love you"
"DUDE, does this shirt make my tiny breasts look weird?" *SHREDDED*
"Ohp"

"Hi. You look beautiful today Vanessa"
"Thanks!" *SHREDDED*

"Hi. Vanessa you want to go do something fun today??"
"Bro, got to be home before curfew" *SHREDDED*

Shredded

Totally jacked and muscular

Omg you are extremely lean and shredded

shredded

Getting so absolutely fucked up on a night out that your life expectancy is reduced by at least 10%.

Usually involves drinking a whole slab of beer, accompanied by a few extra goodies.

"Boys let's get absolutely fucking shredded tonight, I don't want to see tomorrow"

shredding veggies

To absolutely destroy someone’s penis, either oral or anal.

Holy shit dude, stop shredding veggies