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Sir Frederick is a fictional man who invented everything.
Who invented the table? Sir Frederick Table.
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The most handsome guy someone will ever meet. He is caring, shy, and willing to do anything for someone who he cares for. He's strong and very athletic. He is sexy but doesn't show it off. The kind of guy any girl would love to have.
Sir? Sir Johnson?
Oh Sir. He's great.
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A medieval, orange-hued knight of King Arthur's second string, square table.
Verily, Sir Trumpalot's hands doth be not large.
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A male who's basic goal is to gather as many internet skanks as possible to make up for his life inadequicy and genetalia size. May assume different nicknames and attempt intellectual conversation only to be thwarted and outed due to pathelogical lying and ineptness. Cannot fight own battles, relies on others and attempts to shift focus on inability to win battles of wits to others not involved.
LoRd_SoCk : Your a fag.
Sir_Nardo : /msg `shannon` did you see that? he called me a fag. that means hes calling you a skank hoe.
`shannon` : wow ok, you = idiot.
Sir_Nardo : if I wasnt with <skanknumber6> i would try to get with you.
`shannon` : Away with you needledick.
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A Real Nigga he’s Him...On bro he’s unique just like his name give no fucks just a real gangsta on my momma.
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This occurs when a guy gets confused for a girl over the phone due to his soft tone of voice.
Guy: "Good afternoon, thank you for calling company X"
Caller: "Good afternoon Ma'am-Sir..."
Guy: "I'm a sir, not a ma'am-sir."
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A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck
Sir Fucksalot was charged with defending all the kings damsels, turned out they were all pregnant by the time the king could get to them
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