Alberta size is a term used to describle the quality of woman in the demographic of alberta, usually cities like medicine hat and lethbridge and hit hard with the obesity epidemic mostly 74% of theses citys are overrun with heffers
Hey man ! what happen with that tinder girl you were going to hook up with , bro im done with tinder ,all the girls turn out to be alberta size
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a beautifly shaped female with some extra meat on her body. Must have very prety face.
Look at that plus size model on a runway. I'd love to kiss her chubby belly.
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when a bitch is pissing you off you kick her in the cunt with your size 9 shoe
John - Man this bitch was pissing me off
Matt - You should of given her the ol size 9
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When a female is at the specific height were she can perform oral sex on you without having to get on her knees or squat down while both of you are standing.
Tim: Wow I just got a blowhob and she didnt even have to get on her knees!
Jake: Dude, she was fun sized
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term used to discribe a very small penis.
wow, that guy has a fun size wang!
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1) something abnormally small*
2) an oddly shaped object*
3) a combination of both terms*
*usually referring to a male's penis.
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1) Bro, that pencil is so shakyle sized.
2) The stuff inside a lava lamp is shakyle sized
3) Yo, that shell is shakyle sized.
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when a guy examines a girls thighs in order to see if she can take dick from him
have you seen her? i think i need to size up. not sure if she can take me. we are sizing up
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