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The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.
I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.
When snow freezes on a path, turning it into an ice-rink, allowing you to glide along instead of walk.
The snow had been down for three days, so Matt decided to engage in a spot of path skating.
Somebody: "Wanna go to the skating ring?"
Me: "Ahhh Too many kids."
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The art of having sex while on roller blades. Often with the woman having the skates on her hands and the man holding her legs and doing her while they are skating.
Tim and Susan were Sex Skating on the boardwalk yesterday.
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When at a party you flood the toilet so the room fills with water and then crank the A/C down as low as it will go. This procedure is best pulled when everyone else is asleep to get as much ice on the floor as possible.
We were at the Lambda party and they kicked us out so we ice skated that bitch.
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A dumb-ass frat dude (AKA a bro) who is also a skater, often seen arbitrarily carrying a skateboard with no intention of actually using it.
Hey you see that blatantly drunk dude with the skateboard that doesn't even look like it's been ridden?
Yeah that guys definately a Skate-Bro!
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Skateboarding while your high.
The activity of skateboarding post inhaling marijuana smoke.
John broke his ankle while he was ghost skating for some munchies.
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