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waste of time homogay useless time for dreaming of hot people so not completely useless even though i could do that while awake but eh more real when asleep
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What should be doing right now.
Iam "Ngghhuuh..."
Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"
Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"
Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"
Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."
Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."
Iam "That isn't helping!"
Hym "It..."
Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."
Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."
Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"
Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"
Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."
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Something people who haven't got any thing better to do during the day than making homework have time for.
Johnny: C ya, Im going to sleep..
Danny: Dude f*ck you! I gotta stay up and do my homework --'
Johnny: Haha, I did it this afternoon :P
Danny: douchebag!
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Something i dont get bc i watch YouTube all night
1: "Sleep good last night?"
(Looks like they just slept on a rock)
2: "Sure...."
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when someone says something really stupid or obvious that ruins a good joke, everyone but the person who killed the joke goes to sleep. this makes the person who made the killing comment realize that they are an idiot and that they should leave the country.
(someone just got teabagged in march madness '06, this happens when someone tries to defend a dunk under the basket)
kid 1 - hahahaha march madness 06 is so funny cuz on half of the dunks, someone gets balls in their face
kid 2 - hahahahahaha yeah i know! like half the defenders get teabagged when they try to play defense on a dunk!
kid 3 - sleep on it
kid 2 - ok i'm leaving
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v. intr.
1. To be in the state of sleep or to fall asleep.
2. To be in a condition resembling sleep.
n.
1. A name given to one whose skill exceeds those of all other known beings within any observable radius. (Generally, this title goes to a ninja, whose skill surpasses modern technique) Usually, the "S"s are capitalized. Its origin is from the theory that he who sleeps has achieved an ultimate state of power. Only one person can hold this title at a time.
1. He sleeps all night, and works all day.
2. He isn't paying attention, as though he sleeps.
3. SleepS is an awesome, crazy guy. I wouldn't want to get him angry.
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forget that; yeah, ok (sarcastic)
"Lemme get a dollar"
"Sleep"
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