A literal god dang shoe just made for your ass to die and to feel pain. If mom is dumb enough, she'll use these for shoes.
my fat mama is killing me! Help someone get the slipper out of her hand boi
The most powerful weapon in the universe, first weaponized by the Asians before physics was invented. It is capable of both short and long range devastation, and in the old days it could even be finessed through time and space. It also doubles as fashionable footwear and as such, is very easy to deploy quickly if you know what you are doing.
You got a B in math?
yeah, wh-OH GOD PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THE SLIPPER
It's an indoor and outdoor footwear that
is a roofless shoe with straps to slide in
each your toes separating the big toe
from the 4 other toes, also helps
preventing germs from passing through
the skin from your feet and cause fetal
diseases coming from your feet.
Have you seen my brand new Louis Vuitton slippers??
Mere footwear to westerners but a Lethal Weapon of Mass destruction for Asian mothers and seen sometimes used by Spanish Mothers
"Kimmy was beat to death by a slipper because he got a bad score"
Socks that have rubber or some kind of tread on the bottom that keeps you from slipping.
Don't walk on the new flooring in socks, wear pajama slippers.