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One of the main events at the Sexlympics, two bob sleds both carrying a male and female in them race to the finish line, however there is a catch, the female is from the opposing team, if she makes the male bust from oral sex before the other one does , the male’s team loses. Whoever gets to the finish line without busting wins.
“Hey man did you catch the Slob N Bob event last night?”
Verb used when any number of SLOBs hit the town, smash it up (with a capital 'S'), have lots of banter, throw lots of sex toys, have massive pile-ons, kiss each other, fart enough, take the piss out of each other, and have a thoroughly good time. It may also involve the throwing of condiments and smashing of easter eggs on peoples heads.
Usually linked to Friday nights in Angel, but can be extended to be used at other gay-friendly events.
'Oi, Redders you cunt, are you SLOB-ing it tonight?'
'I'm going to be SLOB-ing it all over the shop this weekend'
'I like riding bikes and SLOB-ing it'
'Mum, have you ever tried SLOB-ing it with the lads?'
When in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.
Ronny passed juju a freshly rolled and lit blunt, in which he partook . After completing his rotation he passed it to lee, torn and doused in saliva. This smoke sesh experienced, The Slob Blunt Effect.
A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.
Man can she slob the nob!
The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.
“I just got done slobbing, my wife doesn’t love me and my rooms a mess!”
A subset of slobs (PIRUs) who practice man boy-love.
Dem puto slobs over there be trippin at Riches.
A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.
"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"