Random
Source Code
Random
When people act, say, or do something really gay AND stupif
(A guy does something dumb)
Are you smokin on some dick?!
What type of dick are you smoking?!
Are you a dick smoker?!
5👍 2👎
Showing your disgust or disapprovement to smokers by comments or looks. Don't do it. It's intolerant and not justified. Many people believe that it is because smoking's not good for your health and they're "saving you from yourself". Well fuck off. To be overweight isn't healthy either, yet it's okay to shame a smoker in our society but to shame fat people is immoral. It's called freedom of choice people. Let it go.
*Smoker smokes a cigarette*
Non-smoker: Did you know that smoking shortens your life by blablabla and causes canser? Furthermore...
(-> that' s smoker-shaming, ladies and gentlemen. )
Smoker: FUCK OFF. It's my choice, my decision, none of your business.
11👍 7👎
A smoker who is in denial about being a smoker
Sally says she’s a “ social smoker” on dating sites because she can’t get a date.
6👍 3👎
When, on a cold day having a smoke, the contribution of all the elements and the fact that you cant put your damn hand in ur pocket or else you will be set alight, your hand becomes blue with the numbing pain similar to frostbite.
smoker: Just been for a sneaky Marlboro', came at a cost though, its minus 2 out there and I think ive got smokers frostbite!!!
dude: Pass us the chainsaw, ill amputate...
6👍 3👎
A person who smokes marijuana so much they have gotten used to improvising the tools they use to smoke such as an apple a corksrew and a swim mask
dude, you're suppose to know how to fix this shit your a mcgyver smoker
6👍 3👎
Someone who doesn't know whether they're coming or going.
They know smoking is bad, but do it anyway from time to time at social gatherings, i.e. clubs and bars, just to fit in and seem "cool".
They produce the opposite effect.
Real smokers and non-smokers alike, know these people are just losers who can't fit in with the crowd so they have to copy others to do so.
Plus they never buy their own packs because they're too cheap, so they beg around for cigarettes, and most of them just puff.
Bob : "Wtf is Marc trying to do with that cig? He doesn't even smoke"
John : "Meh.. who cares, he's just trying to impress"
Bob : "What? The ash tray? He looks like a penis"
John : "Yea well, he's not getting any cigs from me"
Bob : "Cheap ass social smoker ; we should beat his ass to death with a carton of smokes"
John : "Ok, hand me the burrito"
59👍 64👎
someone whose is freeded from societal obligations, like getting a job or taking a shower.
B is such a patchouli smoker that he acctually voted for Kerry.
21👍 19👎