snail tracker

A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.

"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"

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Immortal Snail

Something from your past that benefited you then but haunts you now

Picking that option was like allowing that immortal snail to follow me.

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e-snail

1. Typically an excuse for a non-forthcoming email.
2. A late email response

"You didn't get my reply? Oh, it's probably arriving by e-snail."
"Sorry about the e-snail, work has been absolutely frantic."

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snail pussy

I really used vagina, the lips hang there like the bottom of a snail.

The sex was good, but she had a snail pussy!

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ass snail

Slow moving turd that is reluctant to vacate your ass

Dude whats keeping Al?
He is taking a shit.
Bro tell him to hurry that ass snail along we have places to go!

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snail party

It's that thing where you cover yourself in Vasaline and crawl on the floor until someone comes in with the salt

"Are you going to that snail party on Saturday?"
"Nah, man, that last one got way too salty."

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Snail trailed

When a girl is on top of you and you bust a nutt in her and she slides off the cock and drags her leaking vag up your stomach to your chest

Dude, that chick from last night totally snail trailed me.

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