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The phrase you say when someone steals your fucking snickers
"Ok who stole my fucking snickers" said John as he was trying to find out which co-worker stole his fucking snickers
To perform any sexual act on a desk, involving actual nuts, or with specific attention paid to the testicles.
If the act is oral, also known as a Snickersjob.
As there was little to do that day, and not many people were around, Dwayne and Jason decided to ask Johanna if she felt like cutting up a Snickers bar
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feel like munchin' and crunchin' ? Perfect . Don't know what to say to someone or your brain just decides to turn off for a minute? Good!
Mom: " Did you wash the dishes? "
You: " Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat. "
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When a girl takes a shit on a man’s penis and covers the shit penis in lube in which she proceeds to suck and bite similarly to how one would eat a snickers bar
She gave her boyfriend a soggy snickers
The act of eating someone’s ass after they ate mass amounts of Taco Bell.
James- “Your hear Jessica let me eat that melted snicker last night”
Pablo- “ No way, you lucky bastard”
When two people are doing anal and the boy cums and the other participant has a shitty asshole and it forms a glob of a weird substance, aka snicker puff
Its a Dutch game, a few guys (mostly friends) gather around in a circle.
In the middle they put one snickers bar (without wrapping) and they all start jerking off at the same time.
The last person who jizzed on the bar has to eat it.
Last night Glenn lost at snickering and had to gobble the whole thing, he puked withing 2 minutes.