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Derogatory term for a Swedish person.
Dude 1 : That guy is skiing in his boxers!
Dude 2 : I bet he's a fucking snow nigger
Dude 1 : Yea he looks like a Swedish fuck
Both together : Fucking snow niggers man
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1) Snow blind describes a person whose cocaine habit has left them incompetent, or has left them incapable of dwelling on anything other than their next fix.
2) Snow blind could describe a snowboarding or skiing enthusiast.
3) More conventionally, a temporary visual impairment due to reflections of sunlight from fallen snow.
"Snow Blind" Friend written by Hoyt Axton and recorded by Steppenwolf
"They say he wanted heaven but praying was too slow
So he bought a one-way ticket on an airline made of snow.
He only had a dollar to live on 'til next Monday
But he spent it all on comfort for his mind.
Did you say you think he's blind?"
Snowblind (2002) A movie about the cocaine industry.
Snowblind (2006) A movie about snowboarding.
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1). A derogatory term that refers to any person who lives in an area with regular snow, similar to sand nigger or cactus nigger
A: Yo, there’s some Alaskans coming here to enjoy the warm weather
B: don’t you mean snow niggers?
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Jon Snow is a character in game of thrones that is still alive and Matthew Payne won't shut the fuck up about.
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During sexual intercourse, when a female uses her hands as a barrier to prevent projectile semen from landing above a chosen area.
Oh shit girl! I'm 'bout to skeet skeet, so you best be buildin' that snow fence before you get my jackins all up on you!
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A mystical creature known to reside primarily in the mountainous region surrounding Telluride, Colorado. While there have been no confirmed sightings, witnesses have testified to encountering the Snow Cheetah's trademark massive pawprints, which have been known to be as wide as your neighborhood punchbuggy. These massive paws are the rumored source of the Snow Cheetah's speed on snow. Studies indicate that, like those furry fucking rabbits, these paws have evolved and increased their furriness to complement is massively furry physique, allowing it to bound effortlessly through fresh powder. It is believed to be the most powerful creature on the planet; nothing has ever survived an encounter with a snow cheetah. The combination of its amazing strength and speed has given the Snow Cheetah a reputation for wiping out small villages and decimating civilian populations. Research indicates there may be a connection between the Snow Cheetah and such events as the extinction of the dinosaurs, Krakatoa, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Hurricane Katrina, Chernobyl, 9/11, and AIDS. While their numbers are uncertain, it is believed that fewer than five may exist. Speculations persist that only one Snow Cheetah may be born per century due to the immense food intake required to fuel its voracious appetite. They produce asexually because their genes are perfect and no further evolution is needed.
-Yo bra, I'm gonna head up to Telluride to shred some sweet powder.
-Watch out for those fucking Snow Cheetahs.
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The two sweetest words in the english language.
A somewhat rare occurrence in Winter months.
"Yo, there's a snow day tomorrow. Let's sleep ti'l 1 o'clock then go out and throw ice at cars.
"Word! Snow days are the shit!
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