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A sport in which u are sent to became a week pussified bitch that will never have a chance in a real sport like rugby
Mom:Did u go to soccer today?
Boy: are u trying to turn me into a puss?
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The American word for football because they have to have different words for everything.
Of course, this may confuse some Americans because they also have a sport called football, but their football different.
Soccer=football
American football=I have no idea but I think it is some form of rugby.
Rugby=a vile sport.
Of course this is written by a girl and girls don't know anything, obviously. I'm just a mere female creature of this Earth. My opinion doesn't count. Don't listen to me. Listen to some smelly, sweaty guy with a six pack.
He'll know.
Of course he will.
Why wouldn't he? He is a boy after all. Far superior. Girls are good for nothing.
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Bob: He, douchebag! Check out my new pants!
Person: Uh, hi. No thank you.
Bob: AW don't be a douchebag! Hey, wanna play some football?
Person: (Takes out a football) Yeah, sure.
Bob: NOT SOCCER, YOU DOUCHEBAG! FOOTBALL! Now get me some peanut butter and jelly.
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The American word for football, because they are very small-minded and know nothing about anything outside of their state boundaries.
British person: hello, I'm from the UK.
American person: the UK? Wat, is tht, lyk 3rd world???
British person: er.. no.
American person: oh. Do u ply soccer over there? Thts the bezt sport evva.
British person: I think you mean football?
American person: noooo. Soccer.
British person: well, it's believed that the ancient Romans came up with it. They lived in Europe, and the Europeans call it football, so I'm pretty sure that it's football.
American person: w/e, third world person.
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A: wanna go play some football?
B: you mean soccer or football?
A:i mean football, not hand-egg.
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The absolute most pussy, soft core sport there is out there. If you added some hitting into it it would be awesome.
Wow does that kid play soccer? He's probably gay!
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good sport to play and just as good as American Football and if you think otherwise your an ignorant dumb ass who needs to really get over yourself and die.Just as physical as American:Football Basketball, and then of coarse Lacrosse
soccer players that think otherwise are the reason no other types of sports players like them and thats why we make fun of you(you act like ass wholes sometimes)
Friend:Hey mike you gonna play soccer.
Mike:Yeah that game with two goal posts on a large field
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