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Soggy Nixon

A sexual maneuver that will require a minimum of 1 (one) male participant(s). This maneuver will require a male to take a huge dookie on the concave portion of the opposite participant's torso. This is followed by a piss and a fresh load in the same portion of the torso. This must be then stirred by an erect phallus. There are also many variations of the Nixon. Examples are: Nixon's Last Breath, Nixon's Last Stand, The Red Nixon (not recommended,) Nixon Does America, Nixon On The Rocks, and The Nixon Casserole.

After I fucked that bitch she was talking kinky. So I performed the Soggy Nixon on the concave portion of that hoe's torso.

by S&R Breweries Ltd. July 12, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soggy Muffin

A group of bored and unmotivated men that sit around a arousing muffin and continue to masturbate until they ejaculate onto the muffin and the last contestant to orgasm on this creamy muffin has to eat it.

Joe, Mark, Jim, and I were bored one winter day so we decided to play soggy muffin which ended in Joe puking up all of his pride.

by MatNOTmatt December 20, 2012

27๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


soggy crackers

A game usually played at a party or in the locker room. A group of guys encircle a cracker or pile of crushed crackers (usually saltines) and ejaculate on it. The one who cums last or cums the least has to eat the soggy crackers.

Whenever I play soggy crackers, all I can think about is your mom, so I end up having to eat the pile, with a spoon.

by Calvin Hobbes September 13, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


soggy slushy

during sex on a mountian the male places penis into the snow and shoves it back in the womens vagina causing extreme pain and discomfort

DUUUDE I gave that chick a soggy slushy last time we went to the mountians

by drew4329859432 December 17, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soggy Biscuit

Also known as "Soggy SAOs" in Australia - SAOs being a generic brand of biscuit which has the consistency of a powdery brick in one's mouth.

A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the biscuit is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the biscuit) is forced to eat it. The SAO (or biscuit) soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.

The personification of a Nudgee College boy is Soggy SAO because everyone knows what a huge bunch of fudgepackers they all are. Attractive, but definitely batting for the other team.

by Le Zoe May 5, 2005

245๐Ÿ‘ 209๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soggy Taco

When a man is banging a woman doggy style. He then takes it out spits on her butt and when she looks back at him he sticks it in her vagina and cums which will cause her to become angry.

guy 1: Hey man I was banging this chick last night.

guy 2: How was it?

guy 1: It was great then She got pissed after I gave her a soggy taco

by NsB VELOCITY February 16, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


soggy muffin

Noun: a game in which 3 or more juvenile men surround a single muffin and excrete their sex juices upon it. The last to do so tastes the so called, "Soggy Muffin"

Yo Nick, wanna play some soggy muffin with that dude in the corner, me, time and john?

by arvinUOPdent April 12, 2007

66๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž