Alphabet soup

That ever-expanding collection of sexual minorities that identify themselves with initialisms or acronyms that are more or less completely opaque to the uninitiated.

Includes, principally, the LGBT spectrum (LGBTQIQGQASA...) and the kink spectrum (BDSM, CBT, D/s, etc.)

Quinn was an asexual lesbian hermaphrodite, and a submissive masochist -- and therefore didn't swim in the alphabet soup, but dived in it.

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soup kitchen

When a group of 4 or more bums have an orgy in a vehicle.

Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this red prius into a soup kitchen.
Hey are you the bums that turned my car into a soup kitchen?

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Souped Up

Anything that has been modified or upgraded for performance or looks(especially cars).

That car is souped up like crazy.

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shower soup

When a person is taking a shower and proceeds to shit down the drain until the shower floods with brown water.

"Where's Adam?"
"He's making shower soup."
"Jesus, not shower soup."

Milk Soup

The result of accidentally leaving your ice cream in the refrigerator rather than the freezer after you do a lot of really good hash.

Man..This Milk Soup is really good, it's got so much good shit in there. It's Ben & Jerry's "everything but the..." Milk Soup. Not only did it get put in the fridge, but that was some really good hash.

Hearty Soup

N - A thick soup/stew that contains meat and potatoes.
N - A soup that contains an animal's heart

This hearty soup contains so much meat and potatoes!

Foot Soup

When your feet become so sweaty you're shoes absorb all sweat, resulting in soaked footwear. This is a common problem when not wearing socks in closed-toe footwear.

I forgot to bring socks in my gym bag and now I've made some hella rank foot soup!