1. the location where men must resort to and masturbate when having a slow night with the ladies; often a bathroom or private bedroom
These girls aren't really vibin me tonight, looks like its gonna be a lonely road to spank city.
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A small area resembling a tent or enclosure, particularly around the edge of the bed, comprised of bed sheets, poncho liners, and or camouflage material where one may "spank" or masturbate in privacy due to cramped living conditions. Popular with armed forces personnel in deployed locations.
Can you make your spank tent smaller? I don't have any room.
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to rub your junk and sniff your fingers the day after banging a hot chick with a tight tasty snatch then jerking off to the sweet memory. Spank
savor the flavor
To scratch then sniff. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm damn that bish was good! Time to spank it. Sniff and Spank
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A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.
I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.
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The female equivalent to pussy-whipped.
Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!
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a place where an attractive person is held in the mind for later masterbation.
the chick is going into my spank bank
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