Cheek Speak

When somebody tries to talk about something they have no knowledge of. Talking out your butt.

Wow that’s such cheek speak. They know nothing about what they are talking about.

speak pretzel

To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.

Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.

Internetually speaking

Used to refer to something to do with the internet.

Or when making reference to something on the internet.

"Internetually speaking, I was as happy as a cat with a cheeseburger."

Internetually speaking, YouTube has become the go-to place for user-made content.

cyber speak

terms or jargon commonly used in communications through or referring to technology.

"She only communicates in cyber speak. Her last remark to me was 'Your treeware is almost as impressive as your yahoo email address. lol.'

Speaking in Liddles

A term used when someone is trying to bemuse his/her collective audience by using complex words in a conversation that he/she has no understanding of.

Person 1: "evidently the opportune moment presented itself to one self and so consequently, ergo, vis a vis one had to take it....photosynthesis"

Person 2: "You're speaking in Liddles, mate"

neph-speak

Noun.
1) using - : the act of speaking in stream of consciousness mode
2) the result of using 1)

"That guy was in total Neph-speak mode, man, he was all like 'fish-head, buttocks, my only eye, my only I, I am the center of all that is, take a piss, see if I care, millennium hand and shrimp'"

bleat speak

Derived from 1337 (leet) speak, and the sound of a sheep (bleat). Used in reference to something someone would say in order to fit in with whatever is "cool" in popular culture at the moment. Also used in reference to the lingo that sheep of the pop culture crowd would commonly use.

Guy #1: What's up with John tonight? Why's he talking like that?

Guy #2: He's just using bleat speak to hook up with the young chicks.