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When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
When someone shits their panties with a thong on
Michelangelo during a chip and dale event created a shitnana split right on stage in front of everyone!
When a man's pants are so tight the seam seems to split his junk right down the middle.
To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!
A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.
Also Known as Cum and Go.
Where's Ron?
He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.
The male version of Camel Toe. Occurs when a man's scrotum splits into 2 separate regions due to tight pants or boxers giving the appearance of Camel Toe.
During my interview with the CEO, the dude's pants were so tight in the crotchal region, he had a major case of split sack.
When you send that soccer ball soaring into the back of the net!
Holy Cow....Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!
When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.
Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.