When one or more men are jerking off to an anime episode, then happen to accidentally nut on the screen, then proceed to lick off said semen from the screen
I invited my friends over to San Antonio sigma splooge together
The action of partaking in sexual intercourse amongst another person of the same gender(tip to tip/anal). After said men have sex they splooge into each others bums, and then lay on their back as the other little
slut jumps up and down on his hairy stomach. with that being said the force of the jump will shoot the load/load(s) out of the rim at light speeds leaving a large splooge stain on whatever may be in the line of fire. this may lead the what we would call a prolapse. that is when your asshole falls out of your ass essentially.
i can’t wait to give his son kleedon paleel a vermont splooge shooter next time i see him
The act of fucking a watermelon
"Yo, I totally splooged that melon, dude."
Another vulgar term associated with semen, similar to that of, cum, baby batter, love juice, etc. It is commonly used by simple minded sex bots with no other way of explaining what is happening.
"Oh baby, I'm gonna- gonna- splooge in your pussy!"
a sound effect that mason makes
masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*
Jimmy splooged all over his wife. He must’ve really needed to bust his nut