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a sound effect that mason makes
masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*
The act of fucking a watermelon
"Yo, I totally splooged that melon, dude."
Another vulgar term associated with semen, similar to that of, cum, baby batter, love juice, etc. It is commonly used by simple minded sex bots with no other way of explaining what is happening.
"Oh baby, I'm gonna- gonna- splooge in your pussy!"
Jimmy splooged all over his wife. He must’ve really needed to bust his nut
White, gooey fluid that is ejected from the penis.
Her: ayo, wanna fornicate?
Him: Sorry, no. I just splooged 5 minutes ago, I can’t. :(“
Splooge: usually used as a verb related to the creation of a mess by hard to contain things.
They splooged all over the place. (“They” being, for example, styrofoam packaging peanuts.)
A, usually disgusting, beverage that is mixed with a multitudes of shitty ingredients.
Man 1: Dude, this shit is gross as fuck, what is it?
Man 2: Sploog-e