i`m still feeling hazy

"i`m still feeling hazy" happens after an event that causes haziness, and as a post event the individual still feeling a bit hazy afterwards. This can be triggered after an action/event which involves an activity that produces high blood pressure, sensation and sometimes involves sexual contact.

Huh that was a workout,"i`m still feeling a bit hazy".

"I`m still feeling hazy" lol, that was something else.

Still Looking Jail Bait 28

The thematic title to a particular person(s) 28th Birthday Party. Similar to when an individual reaches the age of 30, that occasion being dubbed "Dirty 30", this is for those individuals celebrating their 28th birthday, ESPECIALLY should they possess the character and aesthetics as a late-teen or early-twenty-something.

Hey dude, I heard it's your birthday.

Yeaah.

How old are you now?

28.

Nooo waaay, it's your Still Looking Jail Bait 28.

Yeaah.

Two mores years to the Dirty 30.

Yeaah (Le sad).

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if 2 vegans fight is it still beef

yes but organic beef

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef because it is just organic.

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still a better love story than twilight

When connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. And regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from Twilight. Objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and shit, dustpan and brush...and many more

Ex 1
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

A meme from a game called Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... Even my fingers... The body I've lost...
The comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting

A: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
B: IDK Lol why?

I really Do still respect Females!

This is what is commonly known as "a lie".

Male: I really Do still respect Females!
Jesus: Your going to hell for that lie!

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still got my looks

What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.

Well, at least I've still got my looks.

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