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Bla: When you eat an excessive amount of food only to have an urge to eat more things. You usually end up eating more than the original consumption of the average human.
I am so hungry I could eat the entire selection of hot pockets in the store fridge. I think I have Black Hole Stomach Syndrome.
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Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.
My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.
I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.
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When you are effin a chick in the anal canal, and u eat her shit and puke it out onto her ass, then do her...hard
o god im gonna mongolian stomach fuck you.
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When your stomach looks like a butt and you can't see your private parts until you lift it.
Her Bujumic(butt looking stomach)is so big, she has no lap.
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When a man cums down a woman's throat so that the semen lines her stomach thus strengthening it.
Guy 1: I came in Jane's Mouth
Guy 2: Wow, i bet you've been a great help in Renforcing her stomach lining
A mixed drink popular during summertime in northern Michigan and gaining popularity across the rest of the Midwest.
One part chilled vodka (50 proof preferred)
One part orange juice
One part hot inside filling of a lava lamp
Vodka is kept in freezer before pouring.
Orange juice is kept in refrigerator before pouring.
Lava lamp is kept plugged in before pouring.
Vodka is poured first, then orange juice, then finally lava lamp.
This drink gained popularity due to offering its drinker a rich, unique experience; if you drink one while on Mackinaw Island (in northern Lake Huron), you may get to take a ride in a helicopter!
"Gosh... lava lamps are fun to watch..."
"Ever have a Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper? They're fun to drink too! Great with vodka and orange juice!
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When shooting a powerful gun, you’ll be blown back off your feet. The pain will make you reference “MY STOMACH IN MY ASS YO”
Got damn my stomach in my ass!
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