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To jump from a higher object onto a lower object with both feet together.
Dude, have you heard that Bob donkey stomped Jane? She is no longer pregnant or with him.
Really? The headboard can support his fat ass?
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Placing a person's face on top of a bog and repeatedly stomping the back of their head, forcing it deeper and deeper in to the bog until their lungs are filled completely with water.
He rick rolled me so many times, I bog stomped his fagoty face to china!
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A gathering or event that promises to be exciting or important, but turns out to be just a bunch of ratchet ass niggas acting a fool.
Guy- "Hey I heard you went to that sick party this weekend."
Girl- "Yeah, but that shit turned out to be a real coon stomp."
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The act of purposely destroying someone's binder by jumping on it and destroying the rings. It's often done to piss soemone off or to get back at them for what they did to you.
Joe: I got binder stomped again!
Steve: That's the third time this week!
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A type of attack method used by hardcore gang/street fighters. The move involves putting a stapler opened up on the victims forehead and then curb stomping the stapler and the person in succession. Pretty damn brutal. Rumored to be the newest move on mortal combat. Suck on that chuck norris
Guy 1: I'll give you then money back!!
Guy2: too late..Gob-stomp
Guy 1: noooooo
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When playing super smash brothers, one beats the absolute shit out of someone with Kirby. This is a rare act of greatness. Being Kirb stomped is a lot like the existence Unicorns. Talked about but rarely seen.
Anthony really Kirb stomped David the other night when they were playing Super smash brothers.
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A back massage done by Ralph Drabble. Done by lying the receiver on their stomach and then stepping onto their back. Then asking them to arch up against your foot. It also helps if the back is walked on. A Drabble Stomp is one of the nicest ways to get a massage. It can be done if a Drabble Stand has not worked. So if you want to relax but your back wants to romp, soothe that sacrum with a Drabble Stomp!
Bryant: Hey guys, I need a Drabble Stomp, bad! My back hurts something crazy.
June: No problem, honey. Did you try a Drabble Stand?
Bryant: Yes, but it didn't work. (groans in pain) Oh boy, this is awful.
Ralph: Here, I'll Drabble Stomp you. (he stomps Bryant in the middle of his back) Now, stretch up against my foot. That's it, easy.
Bull: Hey, what's that? Is that some sort of weird massage? You know, my back's crazy hurting! How do you do this?
June: (saying as if she were a P.E. coach) Hit the deck! I'll show you how we do it. (she steps on Bull's back) Now, arch your back up against my foot. See? You 'stomp' your foot in the middle of the other person's back, and they arch up against your foot so that the back is stretched. That's how you do a Drabble Stomp.
Bull: Awesome! The guys at Apopka High would have loved this. I'll have to try it on some of my old boys sometime. Maybe Morris Middleton.
Ralph: Yeah, he'd love it. Drabble Stomps rule!
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