Random
Source Code
Random
The big giant smile on your face that you get after you smoke some good weed and you're feelin reallllly nice.
Jamie: Hey man..Im feelin reallly nice right now..let's put on some music.
Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)
27👍 1👎
The tobacco dumped out the window from a cigar to smoke weed out of (known as a blunt.) Usually found in parkinglots.
You step out of your car and see a pile of tobacco on the ground and say to your buddy, "hey look at that Stoner Scat"
57👍 4👎
When a member of a workplace feels so threatened by other members of staff that they have to fabricate both an entire back story of the 'exciting' life they abandoned to come and work here.
A Martin Stoner will usually see there way to the top by using their supreme lying skills to cajole insecure people into their clique, and try to 'push' other members out.
Worker 1: Did you hear that Worker 3 tried to get Lily fired?
Worker 2: Oh no, that's terrible!
Worker 1: Yeah I know
Worker 3: What are you talking about?
Worker 1: Did you try to get Lily fired?
Worker 3: No, what made you say that?
Worker 1: Well worker 4 told us - he used to work for Medicine Sans Frontier in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro so we believed him.
Worker 3: It's not true - it's a Martin Stoner.
Worker 1: Oh right, I'll watch what worker 4 tells me from now on.
14👍 1👎
To knowingly and manipulatively persuade one or more stoners to purchase food that could be construed as more than the excessive amount they already ordered.
Yo dude, that concession guy totally committed Stoner Abuse on us; we got Cherry Cokes, a large popcorn, two hot dogs each, Milk Duds, and Raisinets, and that dude tried selling us soft pretzels after we said we were done.
14👍 1👎
luck that normally you would disregard but because you're high it seems so much more amazing and you feel like the luckiest person in the world
"WOAH I JUST BARELY MADE IT UP THAT STEP!!!!!"
-"dude.. thats some serious stoner luck...."
A stoner couch old couch that is usualy used, ugly, and sinks in deep when you sit in it, and people get stoned and fall asleep
last night i had some good shit and i smoked it on the stoner couch.
36👍 2👎
A person whose way of life is based around being and getting stoned. To be a TRUE stoner you must:
1) Smoke everyday
2) Know the simple processes of smoking: how to roll; use a carb; use a slider; not torch the bowl; etc
3) Not be a scavenger. Either you buy your own weed or you only get a hit unless offered. You NEVER ask for a hit, unless the other person is a good friend and smoking partner
4) Be willing smoke shitty weed, resin hit a bowl, tear apart roaches, and empty out the kief box before going a day with no THC at all
Examples of stoner: Bob Marley, Cheech and Chong, Slater from Dazed and Confused, Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
2👍 5👎