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After copious amounts of sex, the resultant condition of the vagina. Also can be used to threaten someone, "trying to get stretched out?", or as a term of defeat, "that chemistry test stretched me out." Furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, "don't get stretched out!!" In extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, "what up girl, trying to get stretched out?"
Example 1:
Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?
Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.
Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.
Example 2:
Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?
Mo: I stretched that bitch out!
Example 3:
Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.
Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!
Naomi: Yes, I do dig.
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When a girl at the gym stretches in front of you with the sole purpose of turning you on, not for actually "getting loose"
I got the worst mesh shorts boner when that hot blonde stretch fu*ked me by the stairmaster
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Doin' a girl from behind, flippin yo' sack over yo dick shaft and shovin a nut (or two) into the bitches ass whiist penetrating her vag with yo cock.
"I can't believe you pulled a butt nut stretch, man, that girl's like ten..."
Q:Where is Carlos? A: probably giving that girl a butt nut strech.
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A part of the bases system- it requires a male and female either naked or partially naked sexually wrestling each other. The winner is the more dominant of the two.
"Dude! I got to the 7th inning stretch with Lizzy! I almost ejaculated!"
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When you try to stretch you wee hole.
With a ear plug.
yea thats correct
Stretching up the hole you piss from!
Many will do this sick painful modification, To insert foreign bodies such as bendy straws, To achieve the illusion of pissing up a wall like a male.
"Oh hai lily, I feel like stretching my wee hole,Yes a Peep Hole Stretch!, to insert a hollow object, therefore allowing me to piss up walls"
Eg; Straw
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a ridiculous type of exercise which includes ladies in black spandex sticking their butts up in the air, leaning on their sides with only one foot and one hand on the ground, and generally trying not to fart. you have to have good balance and be "connected to your core at all times." also, you listen to a lady talking abou "continuous movement" and saying "belly buttons and middle fingers," repededly. which leads me to wonder exactly what im supposed to be doing with my belly button and middle finger.
"what did you do on mother's day?"
"i went to a weird yoga and core stretch class with my mom"
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A full back stretch; you must bend over like you are taking it in the butt and go back and forth until it feels better (may take a while)
Megan's back really hurt after her workout so she did the cat and dog stretch and it suddenly felt amazing as if she got it in the butt.
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