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George W. Bush's new phrase for "the war on terror"
george bush, you are an idiot.
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Typically black men who are consistently unemployed. They usually have multiple children by multiple women and refuse to pay child support, protect or provide from them. They tend to mooch off of other family members, playing video games all day, smoking marijuana or using other illegal substances. They sleep on an air mattress with bugs crawling on the ceiling and are content with being complete failures in the black community. They are usually high school drop outs and sell drugs late at night calling themselves "street pharmacists." They have an inferiority complex and blame white men for it. They are angry about it and too afraid to challenge the dominance of white men in society so they date white women as a way to compete with white men and/or make white men angry. They usually want to be supported by the women they date and refuse to get a job. They use white supremacy as an excuse for their "plight." They carry around three metaphorical trash bags: "dereliction, degeneracy and drama". They like to call themselves "kings" but have no kingdom. They enjoy being in prison to sleep with other men and are ecstatic to have three free meals per day. They have no goals, aspirations or plans to make their communities safer. They are comfortable taking on a feminine role in the black community and expect black women to carry the weight of the black community while at the same time chastise them for being too "masculine."
Tanya: "Tyrone still owes me $150,000 in back child support because he won't get a job to help me support his children."
Shondra: "Girl, you know he ain't nothing but a three trash bags struggle dusty. He doesn't want to work because he's too lazy."
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When you don't want to move because your pet is snuggling with you.
I can't get out of bed this morning because Daisy looks so comfortable.
That's the cuddle struggle.
The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."
Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"
Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."
Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
A reflection of Apple's anti-competitive practices. By disallowing iMessage on Android, Apple deliberately creates interoperability problems, notably including broken group chats when users attempt to communicate using a mixed set of operating systems.
In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”
Apple's refusal to participate in an open standards process has broken many of our group chats. It's been a real green bubble struggle.
Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.
A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?
B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.
When mixed people are constantly struggling with the balance of being white or black ; hanging with the black crowd or hanging with the white crowd
(Black Crowd) “Ay Miss Thang! I already got you girl! I’ll beat his ass if he ever disrespects my home girl again!”
(White Crowd) “omg and then he took me to the movies and we went home and watched tv!”
See the mixed struggle?