Stuck Up Cunt Syndrome

A fictional disease attributed to bitchy girls as an attempt to explain why they are the way they are.

Commonly abbreviated as SUCS.

Bitchy girl:
"I'm going to act like hot shit even though I'm not very attractive, then I'm going to get drunk and be a complete cunt to everyone that isn't a hot guy."

Observers:
"Looks like she's got Stuck Up Cunt Syndrome."

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stuck her foot in that pie

To do a great job in making the food dish.

My aunt Murt "stuck her foot in that pie"!!! She makes the best one's i've ever tasted!!.

Bleeding like a stuck pig

Way back when, piggies would be stuck with a slaughtering knife in order to bleed out well, hence the expression, "Bleeding like a stuck pig."

"Cheese and rice! Jimmy got hit hard with that baseball! He was bleeding like a stuck pig!"

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Stuck up faggot freshman

A freshman male/female who wants to prove to the upperclassmen that they are the shit and too cool for older kids. So the boys start to drink Redbull, wear hip hop clothes and find hangouts to chill and use drugs at. While the girls start wearing beginner porn clothing and put on slutty make up and mistreat dorky freshman boys that aren't cool enough for them so they look like they are the shit. You see that alot at my school.

Freshman: This grade is the shit!
Junior: Fuck off, you spoiled dickhead.
Freshman: Who you telling to fuck off?
Junior: I'm saying it to you, you stuck up faggot freshman.

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if its up then its stuck

basically means if you gotta problem with somebody that person is fucked, they’re a goner, issa WRAP

Some nigga: ayo i heard that nigga doug dimma dome said he don’t fuck witchu

some other nigga: oh ye? well then if its up then its stuck

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cat stuck up a tree

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.

talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"

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Bleeding like a stuck pig

To bleed an extreme amount of blood. The expression likely comes from the method that farmers would slaughter their pigs. Pigs, when injured, release a bodily chemical that ends up making their meat taste bad. Because of that, farmers would stab the pig with a knife, specifically in an area that draws a lot of blood (such as the jugulars).

Did you see that dude get shot? He was bleeding like a stuck pig!

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