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A hypothetical dick that is as big as how much you have studied for an exam. Its size will also vary based on the amount of confidence you have for the exam.
William has been studying hard for his final exams and is feeling really confident. He has a huge study dick.
Matt has hardly studied for his midterms, is stressing the fuck out, and therefore does not want to expose his tiny study dick.
Edgar has a medium-sized study dick. He does not study too excessively and is pretty chill, yet always does well. He knows how to use his study dick.
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The act of studying constantly while giving the appearance of never studying at all. Usually done late at night when everyone else is sleeping.
I am going to suck at giving this presentation, because I definitely didn't spend the entire previous night closet studying for this.
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A course lecturing in the virtues of yellow supremacy, and the delusional outlook on how life would be if orientals had ruled the world. "Asian Studies" majors are typically very whiny about the lack of opportunities of the socially inept Asian male, and the objectification and "theft" of "their women".
Exceptions from the stereotyped zipperhead students, are creepy white guys who have malnourished preteens chained at his kitchen to cook his meals, and "culturally enlightened" folk who congregate together at StarBucks in order to agree on opening new coffee shop chains to preach their "postmodernist" virtues.
Asian Studies Major: Look at me, I scrog self-hating, rice-eatin' chicks with a hyperplatinum credit rating on my Premium Wells Fargo account! Don't fuck with me, nor point out my obvious social insecurities less I drop a six-figure income onto your ass!
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1. ritalin, aderol, dexedrine; anything to help you get an A on a final of a class you are failing/haven't gone to once udring the entire semester
2. allows one to navigate and absorb hours of excrutiatingly boring material in the hopes of throwing it back up on a test or exam
If it weren't for these study buddies, I wouldn't have been able to study for 2 days straight without any sleep.
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Media Studies is an academic discipline which looks into the media industry and the sociological effects it has over the majority. It is a diverse study which is taught at various academic levels such as GCSE, GCE Advanced Level and many university programs.
The study has ties with Humanity based subjects such as Sociology, Psychology and History and ties with Art based subjects such as the Performing Arts, Production Arts and Literature. It is because of this that Media Studies can be considered to be a collaboration of Academia and the Arts.
Unfortunatley because the course is relatively new it is regarded as a 'soft option' by traditionalists. This is however untrue as media studies like any subject requires a lot of practise and understanding in order succeed in.
Person A - "I study the sociological effects the media industry has over the public!"
Person B - "Wow sounds good, whats it called?"
Person A - "Media Studies"
Person B - "Mickey Mouse!"
Person A - (Facepalm)
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Slang for having sexual activity with someone & using the excuse of being religious, preferably with someone with the name of Jordan.
'Hey, I've got bible study tonight with Jordan.'
'Sorry Jasmine & Seazer, but my bible study with Jordan is far more important than feeding the homeless.'
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when you've studied so much that you're starting to go crazy
I think I have studying psychosis; I can't stand the thought of spending another minute looking at a book. I even DREAM about studying... headdesk
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