sweating the bed

the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.

"man, i totally sweat the bed last night"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"

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meat sweats

Refers to an intense build up of perspiration as a result of the excess consumption of meat or meat related products.

James needed to mop his brow as he had a bad case of the meat sweats.

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sweat-hog

1. a member of the class taught by Mr. Kotter on the 1970's TV show "Welcome Back Kotter" which starred a soon-to-be-famous John Travolta as "Barbarino"

We're just a bunch'a sweat-hogs teach'

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pocari sweat

Strange, tangy supposedly 'soft' drink from Japan which, according to the blurb on the can, replaces the electrolytes lost through perspiration.
The sensation of actually drinking the stuff is like putting your tongue on the twin terminals of a 9v. battery.

Pocari Sweat is Japanese Coke to Calpis' Pepsi.

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butt sweat

On a very long, hot busride/carride with very few rest stops, how your butt gets really sweaty. Also happens on a piano bench.

"Dad, can we stop at this gas-station? John has serious buttsweat and its like a pool down here in the backseat

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Sweat Towel

An absorbent garment used to leverage the belly fat of a large female while in the doggy style position. So that vagina is accessible to the male erection.

<Guy 1> She was so big I had to use the sweat towel!
<Guy 2> I wondered were my scarf went.

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nigger sweat

Definition: synonym of nigger juice, also a synonym of coffee.

"Stop drinking that nigger sweat André. You're already too hopped-up on your conceitedness as it is.

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