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A Caucasian women from Sweden that has very chiseled features and resembles a cat and hunts for black men.
Damn look at that Feline. Nah that's a Swedish Cat.
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prying someone's mouth open with a piece of wood and taking a shit in it. It's what the Swedes did to their enemies (whoever they were) during the 30 years war.
Would you like a Swedish cocktail?
No!
Open up!
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the act of two lesbians using a frozen shit as a dildo.
"lets get that shit out the freezer im in the mood for a swedish pipeline."
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When a guy is eating a girl out and the girl queefs, and forces him to smell it.
#1 Dude, I was eating out Amelia last night and she gave me a swedish stove.
#2 Dude that's fucking awesome!
#1 Yeah it tasted like jollyranchers.
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The technique of fluidly and discreetly hiding an unwanted erection with one's waistband.
This is accomplished by:
1) Discreetly pulling out your waistband with your thumbs.
2) Lifting the leg which your erection is laying against and rotating it in a forward-circular motion, similar to an Olympic hurdler.
3) Catching said erection in your waistband whilst lowering your leg to its natural posture.
4) Continue on with your head held high, knowing the population is oblivious to your throbbing secret.
High schoolers would be wading through a proverbial forest of dongs if it weren't for the art of the Swedish Tuck.
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A 'game' were players sit in a circle and cry while masturbating into their faces. The first to go loses, as does the last. Everyone loses when you play unloadem'.
The game can also be played in solitude and the same rules apply.
James was so dissapointed with his math exam grade that he went home and played swedish unloadem' all night. There's nothing like the taste of tear-sweetened jizz running down your nose and dripping onto your lips.
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When an EMO girl dresser her vagina in razorblades and therefore cuts of the penis when it is inserted.
"Dude, the chick did a swedish chainsaw to me last night!" "Cool story bro"
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