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When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.
That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.
The state of shattered hopes and carnal frustration which exists when a pilot has passengers board a plane, leaves the gate, and taxis to the runway only to tell everyone that the flight is delayed and you're returning to the terminal.
Just when we thought we were about to leave the airport, the pilot came on the loudspeaker and told everyone that we were heading back to the gate for 3 more hours. What a cockpit tease.
The equivalent of a blow job except it is your finger not your penis. Usually an early warning sign for bigger things.
Guy 1: "Dude she gave me a finger tease!"
Guy 2: "Great,you are so getting a blow job soon!"
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1) When you think you have a bro, but he hits you up with a text like "Whats Up?" or "Wheres the party?" everynight and then you tell him, only to be replied with a "Nice"
You thought you had a bro, but it was only a tease.
Guy 1: Whats up?
Guy 2: Poker night man you should stop by lol.
Guy 1: Nice.
later...
Guy 3: So what happened to your bro?
Guy 1: Well, he hit me up so I told him to come through but I guess it was just a bro tease
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To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.
After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease
She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.
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When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.
Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.
I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.
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When someone who is ease-dropping chimes in at a random time and makes a joke of another persons conversation. Almost never resulting in a lol.
I was talking with James when Andy Tease-dropped and shouted "your mother" when i was talking about Transformer 2.
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