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Driven to exhaustion by technology in the modern day-to-day environment.
"Alexa, What percentage of the American population is techno-wasted and trying to find alternatives?" Alexa reply's, "I'm sorry, I don't understand the question."
Any faux pas by technical means.
Permutations:
chat pas
text pas
blue pas
dog pas - dog farts when your with new girlfriend
My buddy was droping f-bombs over bluetooth speaker in my car with young daughter present, a real techno pas.
A female who has the urge to have sexual intercourse with multiple technological beings.
"Mmm I really wanna fuck that robot and THAT ROBOT AND THAT ROB........ wait.... I'm such a techno thot..... Ugh"
The way an excellent, well produced Techno Beat feels when your on the dance floor.
A Techno Beat that wraps round you and makes you dance
When your in the middle of a Dance Floor, and along comes a proper viscious, poundin, Techno beat that wraps u up like a big Hug, a Techno Hug!!!!
A good humored, playful conversation about new technology. Spoken primarily by those obsessed with new electronic devices.
Hey Man...do these guys ever go to the gym? All I hear from these guys at the 'Geek Squad' convention is constant Techno-Banter!" "Yeah...there's alot of electrons flying around in here!
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A bluetooth headphone, periodically flashing the blue light, worn over/in the ear allowing wireless connectivity to owner's cell phone. A personal statement of technological savvy and coolness.
A: Uh, what's that (on your ear)?
B: That's my newest and coolest gadget...it's my Techno-Bling.
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Any person living in a technologically modern environment who is either incapable of, or eschews attempts at becoming technologically fluent and competent. A person born in the late twentieth century, who despite ready access and exposure to devices like tape recorders, CD/DVD players, cell phones, computers, etc. is unable or unwilling to use or understand them.
He's/She's such a techno-tard, he can't even use a cell phone!
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