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someone who doesn't know how to fix her computer and asks someone how to do it
paget brewster: hey do you know how to fix my computer
steve: sure just unplug it and then plug it back in
paget: okay thanks, by the way im technologically challenged, wanna go out
steve: sure
Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
Crazy technology means common shortcuts or very basic skills (simple technology) that blows someone’s mind. It can also be applied to broader scenarios like anything you find amazing but quite common to others.
Origin: When we were doing a group assignment at uni, a team member tried to fit a table in a page but it didn’t work because that table had too many columns. Then the team show him how to switch that page to landscape. Then he said “Oh that’s crazy technology!”
Example1: Context: An excel guru colleague showed me how to auto resize all both width and height of excel spreadsheet. He selected all first and then clicked any boundary in the selected area. Then the whole spreadsheet was auto-resized. Before I learned about this, I manually resized spreadsheet by clicking each boundary. So this is “Crazy Technology”.
southfield A&T:the school where you can find the rich people at a ghetto setting...DO NOT GO THERE if you do you will get robbed out of your cromebook and your shoes,This school is so dirty people will shit on the floor and smeer it on the walls..they dont care about you and they never will...YOU DONT WANT TO GO THERE 16 fights in one day you might be the next ont on the floor on january,16 save the date.
southfield arts and technologydirty,TRASHY,shitty guards,racist teachers,art with shit
phrases;" aye yo what school you go to?"..southfield a&t.."oh hell nah you one of them"
"why you doing that?" yo thats that southfield shit..
Any advanced system through which human beings interact with electronic or mechanical devices.
An operating system on a computer acts as a Technology Service for a user to interact with programs and applications, as well as other computer systems.
An information technology professional provides Technology Services for common users to interface with their personal peripheral devices.
Full of goons and dodgy relationships and there all really goony there’s also some slags there eww there skirts and uniform though
Tendering technology collage Eww look it’s TTC look at there skirts and uniform it’s manky mate so glad I don’t go to that goony school there friendships are weird as bunch of goons and slags
PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.
Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"