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A play on words (Ten/10 of Spades), similar to the Queen of Spades and Jack of Spades phenomenon, where a White, teenaged, female exclusively sees/dates/sexts/fucks/throws her pussy at/behaves like a total whore for Black males (usually at the deep consternation and dread of her parents).
Every 43 seconds, another middle-aged, White man busts his load while whacking off to Teen of Spades porn.
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The most boring, unfunny, and pointless excuse for a type of kids show that commonly centers around talentless teenagers, immature adults, and awkward scenarios. Despite its consistence for being a fad, television networks don't see it that way, thinking that it is the best idea for kids to watch, so they constantly come up with these atrocious ideas. Probably, the worst examples include iCarly, Hannah Montana, Big Time Rush, Victorious, Supah Ninjas, Jersey Shore, Naked Brothers Band, and what else is there??? What happened to cartoons? Especially the hand-drawn ones? Bring those back!
{Somewhere at a media company headquarters}
- CEO: "What can I do for you?"
- 13 year old girl: "OMG I have like an idea for a TV show! This one's is about these totally hawt guys forming a band and like try to pick up chicks and stuff LOL!"
- CEO: "Hmm. A good idea! It will sure be a hit! Teen sitcoms are now going to be the new kids culture!"
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Object of contempt when observed travelling abroad.
American mainstream culture is so prevalent that even some of the so-called counter and sub-cultural movements are being classified as mainstream by their various counterpart sub-cultures existing elsewhere in the western world, but which are actually cool and where the scene is "not scene."
Is inadequately schooled and informed with regard to foreign languages and culture due to a public education system which is underfunded, undersupported, and UNDERCUT by a government that has no interest in presiding over an educated population, and can be considered altogether hostile to an individual's desire for self-determination. education is expensive in america. Many give up, and for others it is hard won.
Are chastised by multilingualist middle-class europeans who are upheld by exemplary state healthcare and public education systems, (which any american would be envious of if they knew any better), and who make use of their education by decrying oppression which they experience at the hands of stupid ignorant american teenagers. What is the french word for cliche? you owe me 6000 dollars.
the real "scene":
its extremist consumerism approaching absolute war, and the purest form of capitalism you'll find in the west. its kaput. meaningful existence is derived from the bombardments of pill advertisements intermingled with anti-illicit drug public service messages reminding us to remain 'Above-the-Influence' of marijuana and even indie-rock! Its exhausting simply trying to remain above the influence of 'Above-the-Influence,' when you eat it for breakfast and supper.
may wish to travel to europe and walk around, maybe because they know little about it and wish to learn more but never had the opportunity or notion to until that time. Chances are they havent been spoon fed fed multiculturalism and multilingualism from a young age young age into adulthood.
may or may not be absoutely clueless, but in having made a step onto foreign shores, they have accomplished something that a majority of young americans will never do in their lifetimes. While its not your responsibility to call them anything other than stupid, i dont see how much more globally aware and progressive doing that makes you or anyone else.
American teen2:
"Oh I'm sorry let me rephrase that question so as to make it more ambiguous."
"What is the nature of Belgium's relationship with Germany today as a result of the past century?"
"When not speaking English, do you normally speak French or pig-latin like the dutch?"
"Is there a "Belgian" language? Can Beligium even be considered a country? I mean like really?"
"Do the words 'Panzer Vorwärts!' mean anything to you?"
European douche:
"Wow is America a piece of shit or what?"
American teen2:
"Yea I'd buy that for a euro. Dick."
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Teenagers that think they care about the world, make banners and signs for school, walk around at lunch with no shoes on, wear long dark colored skirts (girls), play hacky sack (boys), are all vegetarian, annoy all meat eaters on how they are hurting "poor animals", also like to hang out with the Drama Kids (if they are not already one), lay on the grass during lunch, dance around during lunch and piss off everybody that's not a hippy at lunch.
Damn those annoying hippies! Can't they just eat a pork chop and stop walking around campus pretending they are college students at UCSC!?!
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A member of society that has obviously become a parent because of their complete inept at the use of birth control or outright stupidity. In every single case of teenage parenting, abortion is the correct solution, no matter what the psychological impact, religious or parental influence may be. Even in cases of rape, the teen parent is a complete and total retard, even if it was against his or her will. Any person who has elected to give birth and attempt to raise a child as a teenager is an idiot for their inept or for their bad luck.
Even when the teenager grows older, he or she will never possess maturity and will never realize that what happened was a bad decision (because every pregnancy was carefully calculated). Whereas mature, adult parents often claim that their child is "the best thing that ever happened to them," no teenage parent feels this way because their children are and will always be a burden with no tangible rewards (as tangible rewards are the only things teens may comprehend). Any person who was or is a teen parent that views their child as anything other than a burden is an idiot for thinking that.
It is the accepted norm of each village to throw small rocks or sizable chunks of lead at each teenage parent on sight. This action promotes the general feeling that all teenage parents are idiots, no matter how responsible they were after their initially mistake or rotten luck.
In conclusion, all babies born of teen parents should be sent to the people of Ireland for feeding. The parents of said babies should all be taken to the local Town Hall and publically executed, broadcast on FOX. Perhaps Simon from American Idol will show up with his "brilliant" generic cynicism to let the would-be teen parents know that they are and forever will be, fucking idiots.
Child 1: Did you hear about Joanne? She's going to become a teen parent!
Child 2: That slut cannot keep her legs closed, and that Bill should have worn a condom! God, they are so stupid!
Child 1: I know...well, I mean she was on the Pill and the condom broke, but they should have been prepared for that shit, the idiots!
Child 2: They were both accepted to Ivy League schools, too...I guess their dreams of ever making large sums of money just went out the window. Serves them right, fucking idiots.
Adult 1: Did you hear, Bob's son, Bill got Jill's daughter, Joanne pregnant? They had an abortion because of the financial stress it would have put on them.
Adult 2: Really? I never had sex before marriage because it's against my religion. I condemn them because abortion is also against my religion. They are bad people.
Adult 1: Maybe if the children had access to condoms, they could have prevented the pregnancy in the first place. Unfortunately, two years ago your right-wing conservative groups banned the sale of condoms to minors.
Adult 2: Perhaps if they had followed the cirriculum of abstinence only, it wouldn't have happened either.
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When a teen is attracted to someone and can only assume it is love and that they will never love another as much as they love that person. This all goes away once they get some maturity/cynicism.
"I totally like you, Steve."
"I totally like you too, Jenny."
"We should date and occasionally hold hands then break up in two weeks."
"Sounds good to me, teen crush!"
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