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An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.
ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.
Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle
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when you make a shot to an opponents groin in a first person shooter game
I shot him right in the nuts! The testicle bandit strikes again.
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A vulgar term for swollen tonsils.
"I had to have my pharyngal testicles removed over break..."
--Curt
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There is no definition, it's rather obvious in a way that it began as a mistake being mis-read for Flick the Bean. Created to take the mick out of people who say Flick the Bean... Also used for various levels of Banter.
Luke: Flick that Bean
Max: Nah mate, Flick the Testicle!
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This is a term used for when your balls have been baking in the sun all day and all they need now is a little carne asada sauce and your done!
Shit! I need to get the hell off this Nude beach because it looks like my testicle tostadas are done and its time to have a Mexican fiesta.
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Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.
Earl: Curse you Cooter!
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A line consisting of 10-20 girls, each wearing a pair of tight latex gloves. A boy stands facing the first girl in the line, who pulls down his pants. Each girl examines the boys testicles, and occasionally penis, trying to make him ejaculate without stroking his penis. The girls must be wearing clothes covering their boobs and must be wearing pants or leggings. The gloves must be dry. The girl that the boy ejacutes in the hands of gets to switch to another pair of latex gloves and examins the girl next in the line.
Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line I’m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*