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asparagus texting

Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.

used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.

by m.s. November 25, 2014


text storm

Continuously spamming a girl with lines of text, overwhelming her with information before she can respond to the first line of text.

As a result she will only be able to respond to 1 line of text, common mistake made by guys talking to girls.

jerjer:
hey baby what are you doing tonight?
u there babe?
hey guess waht i did in class today?
we had free pizza
lol there were 5 guys dancing on their desks while the pizza was being eaten

bbygrl87:
/overwhelmed by text storm
wow free pizza without me?

by bygbyggey & jerjer January 11, 2011


Text Flashing

The act of sending a dick pic via text, with very little or no warning whatsoever.

Zachary was unable to snag a girl using conventional methods, so he attempted to do so by text flashing.

by Silly231 December 10, 2011


texting standoff

(n) when you and another person mutually to text each other in the hopes that the other person is going to "give in" and text first but in the end you just don't talk anymore because neither will give in

They were in a texting standoff and neither would give in and text the other first.

by geekintechnicolor August 30, 2011


tummy texting

When people--usually high school and college students--attempt to hide the fact that they are texting by holding their cell phones on their laps beneath the desk.

Careful dude. Prof. Bilbs is wandering the room looking for tummy texting.

I am totally tummy texting in most of my classes this semester. It's solid.

by Bilbs1 March 16, 2014


text massage

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.

Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".

by Ryan J G February 26, 2006

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text me

An invitation for text messaging over the Internet. A phrase that is sometimes found on more modern conversation hearts.

"Hey, text me sometime," said Joe as he passed Sally in the hallway.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

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