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Lads have a wank bank or highlight reel, girls have a flick book. Happy flicking 😄
That's so going in my flick book! Sam looked so hot!!
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A book considered by some to be in the same vein as the Anarchist Cookbook but far less malicious in nature, Steal this Book was a guide to conning in most aspects of life. Steal this Book detailed methods for stealing just about anything including food, clothes, furniture, and even housing.
Everything the average hippie-on-the-street had to know to survive without working could be found in a copy of Steal this Book, all the methods were tried and true. It's a shame few of them work nowadays.
Don't be a sucker, grab your Steal this Book and figure out how to get your dinner for free.
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"Book A Flight" is a common phrase used by people to express the need for someone to fuck off.
"Dude, I'm so done with you book a fucking flight"
"Can i just be left alone? Why can't you all just book a flight"
Book hang-o-ver (hang-oh-ver)
noun
1. The inability to start a new book because you are still living in the old book's world
2. The inability to function at work/school because you were up all night binge-reading
Sam cannot make it to the committee meeting today as she has a book hangover
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This is a book of the Boble, of Bob the Almighty, also known as Bob the Lord. This is the first book of the Boble, as it introduces the Boble to new readers and High Priests alike.
The Book of Rob in the Boble is written by Bob’s son, Rob.
A sadistic "project" given to students by teachers in the hope that they will learn something from it. Although students are expected to work on these reports for long periods of time, they can usually be completed in one day with help from spark notes, wikipedia, or other websites.
"Hey Dylan did you start your book report yet?"
"Nah I think I'm going to use spark notes the night before it's due."
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A strange extraterrestrial object that contains paper. On this so called "paper", there is an evil thing called "words". These peculiar things called "words" are infused with so much hate that it stings your eyes when you attempt to "read" it.
Teacher: Coming to school late huh? Im giving you detention.
Me: eh
Teacher: Extra homework?
Me: eh
Teacher: AH! A BOOK REPORT!
Me: OH SH*T
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