Euphemism for male arousal. Other common terms are erection, hard-on
I woke up this morning feeling straight!
the emotions one experiences listening to Mumford and Sons
person 1: man my feels when listening to "white blank page" by Mumford and sons
person 2: yeah man how about "dustbowl dance"
person 1: so many Mumford and feels
A state of being one feels when they're immensely stressed, anxious, lazy, or exhausted. This is usually derived from school related things and activities, like low grades, but can involve anything ranging from something as basic as sleeping to even the most questionable idiosyncrasies. Often, one will feel powerless to change the outcome until the event transpires.
John: Kek I just skipped two of my 3 total college classes because I slept in from playing FO76 all night.
Jeremy: I guess you got the John Feeling John!
The inexplicable sensation a man feels to shave his head and grow a goatee after watching a particularly riveting episode of "Breaking Bad," often a season finale. Common side effects include lying, a desire to build a large meth empire, and being an overall dick.
Joe: Nate, what's up with the shaved head and goatee?
Nate: Dude, Joe, I just finished season 4 of "Breaking Bad" and I'm feeling super Heisenbergy.
Joe: I see. Why are you talking about meth all the time?
Nate: Feeling Heisenbergy!
A response to something nobody cares about or you don't want anybody to care about. Usually used in response to an insult.
"Your mom is so fat, she died"
"Who Feels?"
When you explain something in the most scientific factual way you can and you feel good about yourself
To fall in love with someone at an inappropriate time or mistake a repeated hookup for a serious relationship.
"The instant they start to catch feelings
I start to stealin they shit
Then I'm out just like a thief in the night
I sink my teeth in to bite
You thinkin life, I'm thinkin more like - whassup tonight?"
-DMX "What They Want"
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