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Straight "A" Student

Someone in school who is considered dorky and may be an outcast because they work hard and focus on school. Usually these people spend their friday nights home alone watching movies on a couch because none of their friends invite them to do stuff.

The girl that I pass in the hallways everyday is smart therefore making her a Straight "A" Student. She must not have too much fun on friday nights.

by Sweetness to the extreme December 2, 2006

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Student Congress

Student Congress is a form of mainly high school debate that focuses on passing legislature and giving speeches which are then graded and used to determine placement. Basically the worst form of debate. It's inferior to everything policy, PF, even LD(somehow) You need literally half a brain cell to participate and anyone good at this should do something else. It's basically a circlejerk of noobs.

Person 1: Are you doing Student Congress next year?
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.

by OSPEC-ASPEC double bind April 25, 2019

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Philosophy student

Lazy and overprotective over dead pieces of wood (books).

It's ok, he's a philosophy student...

by ME-(=_=)- May 14, 2011

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Uneducated students

Mai engleesh teech er go tangri at me wen eye wrote my

es ay like this. She sed eye was stoop id, bee coz i yam in yeer ell eh vin! Buh thai no that i yam relli juz ay poor un eh doo kay tid stoo dent, who has nort bean giv en the op ortoon itty to reech mai fool pot entyal.

Essay Question -

"Please define the meaning of sexual intercourse"

Uneducated Students Answer-
Sum times when mai mum an dad r real e hapee they gowup stairs an den dey jum pon the bed, and mai mum sqeels with hapeenez. An dmai dad thumps the bed hed coz he is so ex highted.

by abbey(IDefineShit) July 3, 2010

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Phantom Student

Noun. Synonymous with Barbara, vacuum cleaner and reject. Is used to describe somebody who frequently skips class or even whole semesters at school/university/college.
Often disliked.

Girl 1: Where's Barbara today?
Girl 2: Why do you even bother asking? She's the phantom student.

by fckingalco April 11, 2008

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English student

An individual studying the language "English". Often found at school/University, these individuals are behind most of the English speaking world, who often develop fluency in the early years of their lives.
Less intelligent than the rest of us, they struggle with concepts of new words and simple grammar (for example: gayerer using a simple '-er' suffix) and spelling of simple words (for example: intrigued)

Izzi ran around screaming with her tounge hanging out like an English student

English students intrigue me

No - I am fluent thanks. Not an English student. Seriously.

by English Pro April 30, 2009

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Mature Student

Smug cunt who feigns wisdom in order to 'bed' real students.
Often asks questions at the end of a lecture preventing early, or even timely, departure.

Generally unpopular with most younger students.

Q. Who is that pretentious twat in the black roll-neck jumper?

A. Oh, he is the mature student. He is doing anything to avoid growing up and getting a proper job.

by Trevor Gambit September 17, 2018

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