national kiss anyone day. just kiss someone it doesn’t matter who it is. just say no homo after.
“Ayo it’s april 24th. imma kiss that girl”
“that’s my homie”
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Abigail gets to see a cute boy named Nathan on this day
Abigail finally sees Nate on October 24th
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it’s stay inside and stay safe day! don’t go outside and avoid men 😀
-hey you coming out with us?
-no it’s April 24th day, I’m staying in
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2016 and 2017 is the years of happiness. But December 24th (The Day before Christmas) is the happiest day ever (before pandemic).
I miss December 24th 2017 for real.
Eat a bowl of rigatoni on May 24th 2021
"Yo remember to eat your rigatoni on May 24th 2021"
eat pussy day. the best person was born here and he/her will get massive amounts of dick/pussy/ass. you are also allowed to gas jews.
Friend : Bro its june 24th!
Me : Yeah its my birthday :)
Friend : BROOO YOU CAN EAT ASS AND PUSSYYYYY
Me : LETS GOOOO
Friend : Hey boo congrats on ur bday
Me : Ty <3
Friend : You can suck dick today cause its national suck dick day!
Friend : Bro its june 24th!
Me : Yeah its my birthday :)
Friend : BROOO YOU CAN EAT ASS AND PUSSYYYYY
Me : LETS GOOOO
Friend : Hey boo congrats on ur bday
Me : Ty <3
Friend : You can suck dick today cause its national suck dick day!
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