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A pathetic waste of tv programming time disguised as a glorified karaoke contest. Hundreds, thousands, maybe millions all over Australia audition for this stupid show hoping to be the next Kelly Clarkson or Adam Levine. They eliminate the ones who are actually talented early in the show, leaving tween fangirls to vote for the best-looking and least talented contestants who are there only to slaughter every song ever written. Like other tv "talent" shows, it is usually hosted by some washed-up pop star or actor who used to be good. The judges are usually pretty washed-up themselves. After all the hype is over and they're done making fangirls piss their pants over the winner, the winner is usually forgotten, disappearing into the void reserved especially for them. This will happen every year until everyone is sick of anything Simon Cowell (see "wanker") related and switches from Channel 7 to SBS.
Sam: Hey man did you hear that Reece won the X Factor Australia this year?
Vassy: That little faggot won? Yeah big fucking surprise. Had the fangirls' vote. Obvious from the start
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A junkie suburb in the northen outer part of Adelaide owned by the city of playford coucil
oi bruv some lads tried to beat me up at Elizabeth,SA,Australia when i got of the traino i smashed there face in but look at the blood on me
Also known as NAB or the National.
The largest bank in Australia by Assets, and the 28th largest in the world.
Not as evil as the Commonwealth Bank.
AFAIK, NAB is used by lots of business people, and some consumers. Commonwealth, ANZ and Westpac (the other big banks) by consumers.
They usually give you a generous amount of interest compared to the other banks.
NAB also has a great security called 'SMS security' which sends you an SMS with a unique security code whenever a transaction over internet banking is made. Which is similar to HSBC's security token, but this one is using your mobile phone. So should some crook steal your username and password, they can't do anything more until they have your mobile phone.
NAB may not be known for it's customer excellence like Westpac, ANZ or AAMI. But it sure works well.
NAB is not a ripoff like Commonwealth Bank
Comparison
Bank = Telephone company
Commonwealth = Telstra
NAB (National Australia Bank) = Optus
ANZ = AAPT
Westpac = Primus
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A fake news station that spews out right wing propaganda so misleading that it’s almost laughable. They’re just as bad as Fox News, if not worse.
Guy 1: Where did you hear that information from?
Guy 2: Sky News Australia
Guy 1: *Laughs intensively*
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Australi cricket team is full of racists and their player Steve Smith has cheated many accessions. Australia cricket team is famous for Sandpaper gate and brain fade moments
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A easy cyber girl that frequents nexopia in search of middle age men ;)
Australia Sara has struck again, leaving literally millions of satisfied customers...
In other news Mc Donalds is suing for use of their slogan.
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A car club catering to Australian owners of tacky little runabouts called the Nissan Pulsar. It involves an on line forum where owners can discuss performance modifications to their little underpowered vehicles. They will ofter meet up for a cruise; where owners of the Pulsars will go for a spirited drive together until one of their cars breaks down. They pause until the tow truck arrives, and off they go again until the group is too small to go on. They also hold dyno days and track days. These are attended by other car clubs for amusement as most of the Pulsars can barely get a dyno to turn over at all, and track laps are measured in hours.
I've just bought a natty little runabout with a massive exhaust and huge wheels. I think I might join the Pulsar Group Australia.
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