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A Romanian with completely wrecked teeth, I'm talking seriously fucked up chompers to the point where it gives you tooth ache just looking at them. The clusterfuck in the Romanians mouth is caused by years of shit eating habits and excessive neediness.
The fuck-wit count snackula tried to drink her blood but settled for a packet of walkers instead.
The amount of times that you have given or receieved a blow job. Most commonly this number is year to date. Most boys will lie about their d-count and state a number that is much much much higher than the truth.
Scene boy 1: Dude...what's your d-count?
Scene boy 2: I'm up to about 28.
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Count Grichnack is the nickname of Varg Vikernes, famed black metal legend. He was the 1 man band of Burzum and bassist for Mayhem on their album "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas". He later killed Euronymous, Mayhem's guitarist, to prove he was more evil.
The name is derived from Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Grishnack was an Orc. Varg wrote about LOTR in much of his music.
Why did Count Grishnack have to kill Euronymous?! WHY?!
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When you try to remember what kind-, and how much- drugs you've just taken. This is usually followed by the user craking up hesterically because they cannnot remember their own names, let alone what drugs they were smoking.
Almost impossible to do a drug count.
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It's when a man wears pants that are so tight, you can count the change in his pocket.
Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!
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A Heavy Metal Band founded by Ice-T and his friend Ernie C, they have since made 7 albums, with their debut album Body Count and Bloodlust being their most notable. One of the songs on the debut, "Cop Killer", caused controversy for it's violent, anti-police lyrics, which ended up in it's removal from the album, to which Ice-T then made into a Single.
"Hey you ever heard of the Metal band that Ice-T is in? It's called Body Count, it fuckin' rocks man".
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n. a dance common in the south performed usually by feminine guys but can done by masculine gay guys also
"What you know about the 8 count?" says the feminine dude to the trade dude. "should I do the 8 count before, during of after I whup your ass?!"
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