Delta Zeta

The sorority on campus known for sleeping around with any frat boy who will pay attention to them, and for the various diseases that inhabit their rancid vaginae. These girls are only in college for the purpose of partying and to find more guys to have sex with. Also known as the "Easy DZs"

Frat boy 1: We invited the Delta Zeta girls to our party tonight.
Frat boy 1: Well, we're sure to get laid, but you better book some appointments at the clinic tomorrow. We'll need antibiotics.

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Mississippi Delta

The triangle patch that is a female's genital area. Sometimes a bit too hairy and large in size.

Excellent for Southern girls, but can work also with most Northern gals too.

Guy 1: Man my girls pussy is so huge and hairy.
Guy 2: Quit bragging about her Mississippi Delta, you lucky dawg.

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Delta Prime

There is only one delta prime in the world and that is Quanth. Neither prime nor composite. This number can be placed in any number sentence and it will become true.

8(x+92348)-2873(y*42357763543)/23576=Quanth
Delta Primes are the best.

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Whiskey delta

That's how miltary calls infected ones (zombies).

(Rescue Seven) -This is rescue seven , Over.
(Papa Gator) -Rescue seven , are you seeing Whiskey Delta, or friendly? Over.
(Rescue Seven) -Papa Gator , we're not sure .We are seeing -huh- multiple personel and small firearms. Over.

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Kappa Delta

Classies ladies on campus. We party hardier than any other organization and look good doing it too. We can drink any day of the week but still make it to class th next day, pretty in our pearls, and make the best grades. We're envied by all, and all the boys want to be with us. A Kappa Delta funtion is the place to be.

AOT .. always on top :)
If you live life like a Kappa Delta then once is enough

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Delta Shocker

This is when two shockers one with the right hand and one with the left are combined to create the "delta shocker".

I delta shockered that bitch last night and now the is loose as hell!

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Delta, Colorado

A town in Colorado. Nearest big city is Grand Junction. Most everything that other guy said is true, but it sure beats the hell outta montrose colorado. Fuckin' indians.

Jim: Hey man, did you see that town we just passed through?

Bob: No, I blinked. Whatever it was, it sure can't be as bad as this town we're in now.

Jim: Yeah this is montrose. Let's turn around and go to Delta, Colorado again.

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