Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal
Cat turds in a litter box that are covered in cat litter. These make tasty treats for dogs.
Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.
Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.
John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.
1.) The second best doritos chips known to mankind.
2.) Bloody diarrhea.
guy 1: "Hey man, guess what i got at the store!"
guy 2: "What?"
guy 1: "BBQ Doritos!"
guy 3: "Ugh, I had a BBQ Dorito yesterday."
guy 4: "That 'otta suck."
When you slap a girl in the vagina and red pounder comes out covering your testicles
Who have Becky the red Dorito last night.
When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.
That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.
A Club Penguin Community ran by a bunch of Pakistani Pedophiles. They log onto many Club Penguin Private Servers, being dickheads to the average players of these by spamming emoticons and their shitty "Family Forever" phrases.
Did you see the Doritos of Club Penguin online today? I heard one of their leaders like to groom children with Discord Nitro memberships.